
AdRoll’s public health experts say a pathogen, known as “the deckoning,” is multiplying at an “extraordinary rate.”
Recently, AdRoll scientists discovered a disturbing phenomenon. A yearly infection known as “the deckoning” has rapidly spread through the office, making decor more festive, smilies cheerier and hugs warmer.
One employee tried to warn her colleagues. If she fails to stop it, soon the entire world will be infected.
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